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Quiz Night - Saturday 13 October

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  • ISLAND BARN’S QUIZ NIGHT number 2

    Saturday 13th October 2018 7.30pm

    in aid of

    ISLAND BARN OVERCROWDED FEMALE CHANGING ROOM SCANDALladies changing room

    White Top
    Where’s your crew ?
    Pink Top
    He changed half an hour ago. He’s waiting for me to show him how to rig the boat.
    White Top
    How come the men manage to change so quickly ?
    Pink Top
    Have you not seen the size of their changing room. Take a peak you’d be outraged.
    White Top
    What ! It’s bigger than ours ?
    Pink Top
    Come on. It is almost three times the size of ours.
    White Top
    Are you sure ? But at the last RS200 Open there were more women racing than men.
    Pink Top
    My point exactly.
    Stripey top
    What was the architect thinking about ?
    Spotty top
    Don’t blame him. We have his plans and they weren’t followed. The men pinched a metre off the women’s room during the original building.
    Stripey top
    Couldn’t we pinch it back ?
    Grey top
    We are going to.
    Stripey top
    Just like that ?
    Blue top
    Not exactly – by a properly administered democratic process.
    Stripey top
    Ah. One of those. Is that all ?
    Grey Top
    And a little money.
    Black Top
    How do we raise this ?
    Blue Top
    Well, from the Local Authority, from Sport England. And from a QUIZ NIGHT.
    White Top
    A QUIZ NIGHT ? What a great idea. The last one was wonderful. So well organised.
    Pink Top
    This one will be even better. More members attending. Easier questions. A sumptuous meal. Prolific Prosecco. Better prizes. And a song and dance act from our Commodore.
    White Top
    Your’e kidding !
    Pink Top
    Yes.
    White Top
    How much ?
    Paisley Dress
    It says here just £10 a ticket.
    White Top
    I’ll have 4. When is it again ?
    Paisley Dress
    Saturday 13th October at 7.30. Put it in your diary.
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