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Quiz Night - Saturday 13 October

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ISLAND BARN’S QUIZ NIGHT number 2

Saturday 13th October 2018 7.30pm

in aid of

ISLAND BARN OVERCROWDED FEMALE CHANGING ROOM SCANDALladies changing room

White Top
Where’s your crew ?
Pink Top
He changed half an hour ago. He’s waiting for me to show him how to rig the boat.
White Top
How come the men manage to change so quickly ?
Pink Top
Have you not seen the size of their changing room. Take a peak you’d be outraged.
White Top
What ! It’s bigger than ours ?
Pink Top
Come on. It is almost three times the size of ours.
White Top
Are you sure ? But at the last RS200 Open there were more women racing than men.
Pink Top
My point exactly.
Stripey top
What was the architect thinking about ?
Spotty top
Don’t blame him. We have his plans and they weren’t followed. The men pinched a metre off the women’s room during the original building.
Stripey top
Couldn’t we pinch it back ?
Grey top
We are going to.
Stripey top
Just like that ?
Blue top
Not exactly – by a properly administered democratic process.
Stripey top
Ah. One of those. Is that all ?
Grey Top
And a little money.
Black Top
How do we raise this ?
Blue Top
Well, from the Local Authority, from Sport England. And from a QUIZ NIGHT.
White Top
A QUIZ NIGHT ? What a great idea. The last one was wonderful. So well organised.
Pink Top
This one will be even better. More members attending. Easier questions. A sumptuous meal. Prolific Prosecco. Better prizes. And a song and dance act from our Commodore.
White Top
Your’e kidding !
Pink Top
Yes.
White Top
How much ?
Paisley Dress
It says here just £10 a ticket.
White Top
I’ll have 4. When is it again ?
Paisley Dress
Saturday 13th October at 7.30. Put it in your diary.